New Month Resolutions

March

  1. Stop eating all that chocolate
  2. Cool it on the peanuts
  3. Slow down on the tortilla chips
  4. Really, that’s a lot of chocolate
  5. No more string cheese
  6. What’s up with the breakfast donuts? Stop that.
  7. Do you really need a reese’s everytime you see it?
  8. Wait, yes you do. Then stop buying the peanut M&M’s. 
  9. Frankly my dear, just stop eating so much junk food.
  10. Try celery and peanut butter instead.
  11. Seriously, how much chocolate can you eat?
  1. bombsovermyhead said: More breakfast donuts!
  2. ihaveleatherpants said: <3333
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