A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
he just wanted to learn
i may not be the best person in the world but at least i’ve never been the asshole who sticks gum to the undersides of tables and chairs
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rubyrubyrubyredux asked: pokes head out from under blankets and murmurs something about ozcrow of the ☾ or ☁ variety
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so my essay is about the CRAZY AMOUNTS OF MOTHERHOOD-TROPE-BASED SEXISM in the original Peter Pan, and i’m trying to remember - did the Disney animated version have any kind of mentioning of Wendy being a mother to Peter and the Lost Boys? i feel like it might have, and it was played down, but it didn’t say anything about it on the wiki and i’m pretty sure i don’t have the time to burn rewatching it myself
Yes! A few times
Wendy: Oh, Peter, it would be so wonderful. But wait! What would mother say?Peter Pan: Mother? What’s a mother?Wendy: Why, Peter, a mother’s someone…who loves and cares for you and tells you stories—-Peter Pan: Good! You can be our mother. Come on.
Lost Boys: Hey Pan! Hey Pan! We followed your orders, Pan! Hey, Pan! I got it with my skull musket! You did not! We did! Yeah, we did! I did it, Pan! I did!Peter Pan: Attention! Well, I’m certainly proud of you… you blockheads! I bring you a mother to tell you stories…Lost Boys: A mother?Peter Pan: And you shoot her down!Lost Boy: Well, Tink said it was a bird!
Lost Boys: How chief.John: HowMichael: HowPeter Pan: Big chief greets little mother. How.Wendy: Ugh.Peter Pan: Oh Wendy, is that all you have to say? Everyone else thinks I’m wonderful.
Wendy: Oh for goodness sake. Please, boys. Do you want to stay here and grow up like-like savages?Michael: Of course.Wendy: But you can’t. you need a mother. We all do.Michael: Aren’t you our mother, Wendy?Wendy: Why, Michael, of course, not! Surely you haven’t forgotten our real mother.
this cow is prettier than me
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oh my goodness why is this under a readmore aLSO I’M TRYING REALLY HARD TO REMEMBER WHICH CARD I GAVE YOU AND I’M HOPING IT HOLDS UP TO STANDARDS
It’s the equivalent of blushing and hiding under a blanket
I’M SURE IT’S GOING TO BE BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT